23 MORE DAYS
what if your friend invited you to spend the night and theyre like “we’re gonna have to share a bed” and its like ok cool whatever and then you go into their room and it looks like this
Lonnie and Florence, from a friend’s novel.
Don’t be fooled by either one of them, they’re both bad news.
I don’t understand why friend weddings aren’t a thing
Like I want to have you in my life forever
And I want to have a party where we celebrate that with cake and exchange friendship bracelets and vows and then go on a vacation together
i confess i haven’t been keeping up with the shit going down in DC as well as i should be but as far as i can tell the gop is acting like a pissy child holding their breath so they don’t have to eat their vegetables
star trek au where everything’s the same except starfleet uniforms are kigus
and here we have command yellow
and science blue
THIS WAS ACTUALLY A LOT LONGER BUT I I cut out a whole chunk because every single slide was awful and no amount of cosmetic would fix it so I just lopped it off…. nonetheless I’m sorry for what I managed to finish as well.
SO STORY TIME:
When I was a precious baby in high school Chemistry, I made these dumb/funny videos for an assignment and they basically demonstrated how little I understood what was going on in that class. I thought they were pretty entertaining at the time, so I uploaded them to my old Youtube account.
So like a week later sOME MOTHERFUCKER FROM GERMANY UPLOADED THIS LINKED VIDEO AS A RESPONSE AND THAT’S MY VOICE AND TO THIS DAY I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE HOW TO REACT TO THIS.
A must-read for DOMA supporters and DOMA opponents.
If You Are a Homosexual and Are Already Married:
The federal government now recognizes your marriage as a thing, and you are eligible for tax, health and pension benefits under federal law like any other married couple, pending further political shenanigans. You can file taxes jointly, all that shit.
If You Are a Homosexual and Want to Get Married:
This does nothing to affect you UNLESS you live in California. States are still free to decide whether or not same-sex marriage is legal, if you live in Mississippi this does not help you. But, the voter initiative to ban gay marriage in California is now dead, pending further legal challenges or other fuckery.
If You Are a Heterosexual and Do NOT Want to Enter Into a Homosexual Marriage:
You will not be required to marry a gay person. This is a common misunderstanding. This decision actually does not affect you in any way.